【Invitation for Harmless】無害百貨國際邀請

Finding Never Never Land

photography by Nangilima Photography

exhibition by Stockholm Style

最近壯妞在忙什麼？

最近壯妞很認真的把自己認識的北歐設計和經驗重新整理，跟別人組了團隊看能不能做點事--Stockholm Style，跟瑞典的朋友找了十幾位瑞典新銳設計師的作品，在台灣新一代設計展裡設攤展示，如果大家在5/14(四)-5/17(日)有空的話，請來找我玩耍！


所以這個展在幹嘛？

「為什麼北歐設計某些人說了算？」
「北歐設計不是只有黃藍風格、簡約冷靜和平整包裝嗎？」
「好像擁有了一件北歐精品，就會自我感覺良好。」


這麼講，未免也太小看北歐設計了，那跟我所知的好像不一樣，為什麼我們要等著某雜誌或作家來告訴我們第二手的北歐設計，如果可以，為什麼不能直接用我們的觀點去理解北歐設計，既然它的魅力就在於「感覺」及「自然」。

於是，以「Finding Never Never Land」為展名，希望透過來自不同文化領域設計師創作，以瑞典設計的拆解、重組與串連，突顯出設計這樣一個「溫暖人心、充滿人性」的特性，我們努力找到幾位設計師願意參展，甚至有幾位願意來台灣現場創作。

這麼說並不是一味抱外國設計大腿，如果有一個場合，不分國籍地，可以讓所有可能的人事物相遇、而且發生，用心看到別人，也讓自己被看到，並且激出火花，那不是很棒嗎？


這是一個壯妞的北歐練習曲，熱情地邀請無害百貨的各位來找壯妞玩！


Finding Never Never Land
2009年新一代設計展
日期：2009.5.14(Thu)至5.17(Sun) 9:00-17:00
地點：世貿三館(台北市信義區松壽路6號)
策展單位： http://www.stockholmstyle.se/

【壯妞館】週年慶！感恩大回饋！

無害百貨週年慶！

露點大拍賣！感恩大回饋！

感謝吃喝玩樂的無害夥伴們，一個個的趴踢趴踢，讓壯妞無趣的生活豐富起來！

感謝許多無遠弗屆且默默關心著無害的粉絲們，感謝你們收看無害的內心戲，請用力鬼吼加尖叫。

感謝壯妞無害又好笑的球友、酒友，以及機機友，陪我度過無力的日子。

無害救地球，壯妞救宇宙！要感謝的人實在太多了，不如就感謝天吧！

2009年會露更多點，請繼續支持無害百貨公司及壯妞館，謝謝大家！

p.s最後感謝麥姓少年提供大量露點照片*羞>////<簽名照請留言索取。

【無害宅宅館】賀!宅書閣靠腰出名!

賀!宅書閣靠(書)腰出名!

宅書閤【十七石天使試讀】

由於本人很低調，由壯妞發佈此項令人振奮人心的消息!

發了發了!好威喔!

【INTERNATIONAL ANNOUNCEMENT】 Harmlessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssstore

Welcome to Harmlesssssssstore

Harmlesssssssstore ESTABLISHED 1.1.2008

Floor Guide

5F ● Young Man Sales By Mr. Holded (Fri)
Male, Sagittarius. College Life and Information Management related,young man oriented


4F ● Harmless Restaurant By Bearhead(Thu)
Male, Aquarius. Office Labor ,food oriented


3F ● Harmless Slattern By FaFa(Wed)
Female, Leo. OL, women’s secret oriented


2F ● Harmless Otaku By Ponny(Tue)
Female, Scorpio. SOHO， Writer/ Voice Dubbing Artist ,Soho & Lohas oriented


1F ● Harmless Strong Lady By Linmomo(Mon)
Female, Virgo.OL,health & athletic oriented


B 1　● Harmless Parking lots By Raymeat(Sat)
Male, Capricorn. Art in graduate studies related ,art sharing oriented





WHO ARE WE?

An odd force in the universe brought us together. We laugh for the same things and we share the same attitude. We are often told that we are always Harmless; we lack conversation skills but we have a lot going on on our minds. We are used to giving love advice, and when our friends get dumped, we are the first ones they turn to. We have come to realize that we are Harmless; we have a soothing effect and are always happy to be with. And for some reason, we attract the hyperactive and the funny. We want to do something—something to promote the spirit of Harmless. We don’t aim at improving the life of the human race. Our humble wish is to be Harmless to the universe.

NEW INTERNATIONAL SERVICE

In march, We will present to you article in English every Sunday, to serve you, our readers, around the world while promoting the spirit of Harmless. Several international and Taiwan Harmless news headlines will also be selected and translated into English, to fill you in on the latest Harmless information. Laughing is good for you! Stay tuned! International Service is coming soon!

What is Harmless?

Too ambitious is harmful!
Too serious is more harmful!
Too critical is the most harmful.!


Thank you for your support and we will do our best to promote the spirit of Harmless in the universe!!!!!!!!!!!!!



It is never too late to be harmless!!!

Plz enjoy us in ROCKing fucking lives!!!!!!!

Please join us in rocking our freaking boring lives!!



Welcome! Help yourself and enjoy !

Wish you a great month!Welcome! Help yourself and enjoy !

【道歉啟示】「有」害百貨公司 被國際孔布釣客綁架

Lin-Yin : Lily. 說:無害妞！那個我去無害百貨公司 系統都會偵測到那各部落格已經被釣魚程式侵入 ...就是可能進去的人之後會被紀錄有的沒的帳號密碼那種...你們有人遇到嗎？

林阿ㄇ 說:有，但好像只能等系統偵測處理耶

Lin-Yin : Lily. 說:還好我就轉去 用 mac的系統開應該不會被釣

林阿ㄇ 說:Sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry好有害噢>" <

在此向國際及社會大眾一個嬌代Ojz 請大家多多包涵！

[1month]Welcome to Harmlesssssssssssssstore !

Welcome !!!!!!!

Harmlessssssssssstore
is 1 month old !

We are glad and proud to announce, ”Harmless is one month old!!!!!!” Here are no famous brands and boutiques here but laughing points and crazy ideas instead. You can feel free to scream loudly, to go shopping crazily and let it out. Life is so boring so we need to make it fun!!! We are never satisfied with status quo so we need to look on the bright side !!! Money is never enough so we need to create benefits!!!

What is Harmless?
Too ambitious is harmful. Too serious is more harmful. Too critical is the harmful. Here, most of bloggers and participators are harmless and extraordinary. We all make efforts to struggle with fxxxxxxxxcking boring and cruel reality and try to provide Harmless but interesting perspectives towards life!

During 1 month, we are really inspired by some participators. We find more spots appeared in the visitors’ map, which means Harmless is really international and global! Thank you for your supporting and we will do our best to innovate Harmless spirit to the whole universe!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come on, everybody stand up!
It is never too late to be harmless!!!
Plz enjoy us to let fxcking life ROCK!!!!!!!
World peace!!!!!!!!

Welcome! Help yourself and enjoy !
May you have another nice month!

【一日館長】就是你！

就是你！(指)

沒錯！就是正在看版的你！

我們正式且誠懇地邀請正在看版的你，加入我們無害救宇宙！出發！

只要是無害的低笑點或是觀點，

圖、文型式不拘，主題不限。

體驗每週日的一日館長過過乾癮。

歡迎加入無害百貨公司，散播歡樂散播愛！
請將你的熱情寄到：linmomo881@gmail.com

經錄用者，將可得到神祕無害小禮物。

無害百貨公司，開張大吉！

您好，我是壯妞館館長林阿ㄇ，很高興為您服務。

無害百貨公司沒有什麼名牌精品，也沒有業績壓力或銷售目標，是您可以盡情尖叫、瞎拚、狂想、放空的好地方，我們致力開發無趣生活中Harmless的笑點和觀點，讓無力的生活繼續滾下去。

林阿ㄇ，處女座，經營壯妞館的原因是本身原來想走少女小妞路線，因為太喜歡打籃球，一不小心怎知走錯路走成壯妞，而壯妞我有著強壯的身心靈，一切以開心最重要！什麼熱量卡路里那些毛屑般的小事，什麼不蘇湖和不開心的鳥事，打個球就不見嘍！

我們是一群莫名奇妙認識的朋友，大部分的我們都有相同的笑點和特質，例如說曾被人說過在團體中很無害，常常沒有對話框，但其實內心戲很多，在朋友戀愛時是祕密軍師，失戀時是朋友第一個想到的垃圾桶，漸漸地，我們發現Harmless有令人安心和開心的特質，也有一種磁場會吸到High咖和諧星朋友。世界太大，眼睛太小；想要太多，錢太少；生活太無聊，瞎忙多有趣，想要做點什麼，將Harmless的精神發揚光大，雖然不能增進人類全體之生活，但求無害於這個宇宙。

歡迎光臨，祝您購物愉快！